Ogres are like Onions
My questions are few, but they usually fall into one of two categories.
Either they’re provoking responses from two extremes, or they’re sarcastic, dry humor to test how many people get it.
Check my most recent about Yahoo points. Several people went literal and I got a kick out of it.
Anonymous
I ask questions like these and what I've learned is that they generally do not appeal to the the "low brow, I would rather go to the circus than answer a question like this" crowd that mostly populates this place. When I ask questions like these I'm lucky if I get 5 answers. Now back in the good ol' days before 2012 I think they would have been received a lot better.
1) Do you procrastinate a lot because you're waiting for some motivation to magically fall out of the sky and hit you square on the head?
2) What do you do when you finally realize you're a loser? How do you get past it?
3) How do you steal time? Is that possible?