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Joke for Pilots Only?

Texas Air Control Tower

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iraq Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Iraq Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

&nb! sp;

Iraq Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Iraq Air 911?"

Iraq Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.

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  • 2 decades ago
    Favorite Answer

    Sorry...I'm not a pilot, but I definitely have a smile on my face now !!!

    Thanks for the laugh ;P

  • 5 years ago

    my dad is a pilot..

  • Anonymous
    2 decades ago

    Good

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    ha ha ha u self amusing ignorant coward POS!

  • 2 decades ago

    These answers are very funny.

  • 2 decades ago

    good one.

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