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Joke for Pilots Only?
Texas Air Control Tower
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iraq Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Iraq Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"
Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. - Allah is Great !!"
Pause: Static.............
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Iraq Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Iraq Air 911?"
Iraq Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.
6 Answers
- 2 decades agoFavorite Answer
Sorry...I'm not a pilot, but I definitely have a smile on my face now !!!
Thanks for the laugh ;P
- Anonymous2 decades ago
Good
- Anonymous4 years ago
ha ha ha u self amusing ignorant coward POS!