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How can I be a better jim_darwinist?
I question everything I know to question, and still I haven't received my beer or porn. Am I doing something wrong? Do I get the beer and porn in this life or the next? Is this the work of Jessica Simpson? I admit that sometimes her stupidity makes my head hurt and so I try not to think at all, much less question things. How do my fellow jim_darwinists overcome such difficulties?
7 Answers
- Anonymous2 decades agoFavorite Answer
get a discover magazine
read it
ask why is this scientist saying this does it make sense
read a religious book
ask yourself does this make sense
there is an inner joy in knowing you aint a sheeple
as for me i havent had beer in a long time, several days
im parched and being denied my sacrament
it is in fact a plot from the jessica simpson
we must do something about it
action must be taken
i your prophet will see to this
- lennyLv 72 decades ago
The beer and porn comes only to true believers. If you are a Jim Darwinist just for the beer and porn, you will not receive it, because you do not have faith. Only those who don't want the beer and porn will receive it.
Jessica Simpson is merely one of the billions of lost souls, who will never receive the beer and porn.
- Anonymous2 decades ago
Why Not Question Your Master's Lifestyle!.....Are You Getting What you're Asking For From Your Master jim darwin!.....Or Is He A Hoax!....If He's Your Lord & Saviour Then You Should Have Some Personal Contact With Him And Get Some Promises Answered!....Fair Enough!...
- mrsdokterLv 52 decades ago
I think you have to stop thinking about the beer and porn and it will just come to you.
- 2 decades ago
i question things a lot and had about 10 beers this weekend followed by sex with my wife WHILE watching porn
all i can say to you son, is that you just aren't thinking hard enough
- † PRAY †Lv 72 decades ago
I have found that TRUTH raises one above stupidity.
Joh 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the TRUTH, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
- Anonymous2 decades ago
LoL.. Kick some theistic fat butts.