If I just had surgery on my rear end, and I can't go out and sit down to eat, what should i have for dinner?

Rump steak!!!!!!!! Or maybe upside down cake would work.

If you live in the city, you can order in from any restaurant that will deliver. If you live in the rural areas, have a friend bring you something to eat. I suggest you contact your doctor and ask about the foods you should avoid and which would be easy on your system. Your significant other should be at your beck and call since you're under the weather.!!!!

Order in something delivery or get one of those hemorrhoid donut cushions if you really want to go out and eat.

go to a good old english chippy, and get chips, everyone eats them standing up!

Take out!

order in

have a pizza delivered