What's the difference between porcupines and BMWs?

What's the difference between between a porcupine and the asker of this question? The asker of this question has the prick up his ***.

Dr. PhD...wow...you sound so educated. Good luck on that plastic surgery job, btw, perhaps you'll need a BMW to go along with your low self-esteem as well.

In order to buy a BMW, you have to sign an agreement with the dealer that you

1. Have a prick smaller than 2" (for males)

2. Have less than a B cup for females.

3. You will not use your turn signals for the life of the vehicle.

4. You will tailgate and flash your headlights

5. You own the road

6. You are just an out and out asshole.

7. You have to have an IQ of under 95 as you have just purchased one of the most unreliable vehicles on the road.

In other words, you have to be a pencil dick asshole to buy one.

I have heard that BMW's are good cars but I don't know about the drivers. Porcupines have pricks but then so do Corvettes.

The difference is that whilst the questioner may regard a porcupine as giving a similarly enjoyable ride, anyone who knows about cars knows that most of what is wrong with BMWs is the sheeplike manner in which people perpetuate generalisations about their drivers. Perhaps a better question to ask oneself in deciding which car to buy is, other than my perception of the drivers, what's wrong with a BMW? They're as reliable as anything this side of the Pacific and better to drive (assuming you're interested in cornering) than most.

Mr.PHD kiss bmw owners a$$ .it seems that u have been beaten several times by bmw on the road.

Well said Mr PHD

We're not pricks. We're just superior to you. LOL

Ha! Good one!

It's true.

good one. FoMoCo!