“Still working at the Pickle Company, Joe”?

“No, Fred, I got fired from there.”

“Oh that’s to bad, so what happened?”

“Well, I started out working at the warehouse,

running the boxing machine, then after a couple

of months, I transferred and I ran the pickle separator

machine. Then, a month later, I transferred again, to

the pickle slicing machine.

Running a pickle slicing machine is boring, so I

started doing some things I shouldn’t have”

“Yeah, well, like what? Mess with the boss’s wife? Ha ha”

“Almost as bad.. I got caught sticking my member in a Pickle

Washer and the boss said he couldn’t have that here, it's just too dangerous. So I got fired.”

“Wow, that must have been exciting… what happened to the Pickle Washer?”

“Oh, they fired her, too”