what is an excuse for not going to college?

Tell her you contracted an std from a carnival worker when you were out scamming for free rides at the state fair. Now you have bubbling sores and festering warts in places that make it impossible for you to sit in desks at college. You'll be off the hook in no time. Don't forget to follow up by asking her to take a dip in the hot-tub next time she comes over. Smile you pimp you.

1)my tuition money is now on the low

2)my parents took away my fund because the found out im not going to the school they wanted for me

3)they gave the wrong scholarship to the wrong person

4)i had a change of plans

5)i had a change of heart

6)i must have thought you said a diffrent college

7)my parents said they would only pay for the school that they felt was right

8)im not cut out for this school

9) i decided to go back to hihg school and up my marks

!0)my closest family member is sick and i have to take care of them now

Hope i helped Good luck!!!

tell her it's because you are a loser. This relationship is based on a lie....how far do you think that will get you????? Marriage?????? A family?????? You probably should enroll in that college though, you obviously need some help in the brains department.

Because you're too stupid to get into that college?

You're taking a year off, just can't afford it right now?

You lied to her and you're not going to that college?

You're an a**?

Hope I gave you some ideas :P

Because you would like to get out and start working. Maybe you can't afford college. Maybe you don't know what you want to study. Maybe you want to take a year off to learn about yourself or others.

more lies do not make a fact. you will be better off nipping it in the bud and say you changed you mind about attending the school she is going to.

Just tell her you changed your mind! Tell her what you decided to do instead.....like the truth...tell her what you are REALLY going to do. Then stop lying to her, it only makes things worse.

looking at all your answers i guess the answer is staring at you in the face...time to fess up buddy what you need is a line as to why you lied.....

why don't you just tell her the truth, lying never helps

im too stupid to go to college??