If you had to come back to earth as something, what would it be and why?

I would ask God if I could possibly pass on this. No, I would beg him to pick someone else. I DO NOT want to come back to earth once I pass on.

Coming Back From Where?

Nice question. Of all living things, I would have to say I would like to be human again. Although animals are wonderful, humans are more gifted physically and mentally. As a human, I wouldn't mind coming back in the same form I am right now. However, I would like to come back with a lot more $$$.

To play along with the story I would come back as God in mans creation and I would live with man and teach them until the end of all existance. My children should never be left alone forever.

Coming back to earth would be hell and I don't think God would do that to me.

i'd be back as a d/ck.i'm easily irritated

George Clooney. I mean, can you imagine how much poon that guy must get?