Redneck rules: Do you also put on a home show when the FB game breaks at half time?

Didn't you useta like the halftime show at the high school football games? 'Member all those cute cheerleaders kickin' they legs high unner them short skirts? The cold nights was allus best, sometimes them girls also showed a bit more. An' the band guys stompin' all around fancy, we useta see if we cud th'ow sody cups inter th' tuba horn openin's. Usually jes' got th' kids playin' 'em all sticky.

TV now never shows nothin' of the half time shows. I get Ginny Mae, th' sorta slow girl two trailers down who has really nice big'uns, to fake up a cheerleadin' outfit 'n' visit with us guys while we watch th' games. Altho I don't really hold with takin advantage o' Ginny Mae, as she's a bit slow, I still chip in when Randolph gets a collection up t' buy her bra 'n' undies after she arrives. Randolph's a tad strange, but Ginny Mae's halftime cheerleadin' show's a right delight.

Well, we has Ginny Mae, music 'n' more beer an' stuff at halftime. Whut y'all do?