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My mother sent this to me with: "Saying goodbye to mother in the heading" what would you think?

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER ...

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away

Update:

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But, it worked! I hauled her fat *** downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

Update 2:

Yes - my mother has a wonderful sense of humor.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    ROTFLMAO, priceless! Poor taxi driver!

    That reminds me of my father's cat! It always sneaks into their house, too, and then sets off the alarm system! :)

  • curcio
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    English-so long Hindi- Alvida Gujarati-Aawjoh Punjabi-Satsrikaal French-Au Revoir Spanish-Adios jap-Sayonara Persian-Khuuda Hafiz Italian-Ciao/Buona Siera Aawjoh Mira

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    omg lol Funny mother... wish my mom had any humor even if it was my humor which is bad.{whats dry humor by the way}

  • Zee
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    As one who is ownend by an evil cat, I am laughing my *** off! Thanks, Cinthia, for a major day-brightener!

    ~Z=)

  • 1 decade ago

    Mom's up a tree.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA EXCELLENT

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