Have you got a goofy pick up line?

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first"

"You must wash your clothes with windex, cuz I can see myself in your pants."

"Excuse me, I've lost my number, can I have yours?"

"The word of the day is ''legs''. Let's go back to my place and spread the word!"

"How was heaven when you left?"

"Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams."

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?"

"My name's [Insert name]. That's so you know what to scream."

"How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"Excuse me, do you want to screw or should I apologize?"

You: "Excuse me, but would you sleep with a man for $1,000,000?"

Her: "Yeah, I guess I would."

You: "Well, I've got $5. Would you sleep with me for that?"

Her: "No! What kind of girl do you think I am?"

You: "Look, we've already established what kind of girl you are. Now we're just haggling over the price."

Enjoy!

are you busy tonight at 3am do you have a map i keep getting lost in your eyes stand still so i can pick you up Excuse me but i think i dropped something my jaw you were in that movie right? have you seen me before (a ninja pick up line) is your dad a terrorist cuz baby you da bomb

Me and my friends make and share them all the time.

Here are some of my faves....

You're just like my favorite Sharpie, Ultra Fine.

Is ur mom a beaver because DAMMMN girl!

And a few ones that we didn't make up...

You must be an alien because you abducted my heart.

I forgot my number, can I get yours?

You must be a parking ticket because you've got FINE written all over you!

I've go the F, C and the K, now all I need is U

:-)

Is your dad a baker? cause you have nice buns LOL

I'd rewrite the alphabet and put 'u' and 'i' together! LOL

my personal favorite:

F^ck me if i'm wrong, but dont you want to kiss me?

are you from Tenessee? because your the only ten i see.

LOL!