Want to hear two cruelty jokes from the 50s?

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One day, a blonde and a brunette were sitting at the bar looking at the 6 oclock news on the TV of a man threatening to jump off a bridge to end his life.

Brunette: I bet you 100 quid that he jumps!

Blonde: your on!

They continue watching the TV and sure enough, the man jumps to his doom.

Blonde: DAMN!! *looks through her purse* heres the 100 quid we bet

Brunette: aw, nah, dont worry about it! your a friend, i cant take that from you. keep it.

Blonde: a bets a bet, here take it.

Brunette: well, in all honesty, i cheated. i watched this earlier on he 5 oclock news, so i knew he was going to jump.

Blonde: I watched it too, but i didnt think he would jump again!

My dad had several books from that era, one called Sick, Sick, Jokes and another called, Sick and Sicker Jokes with very similar themes.

The poor taste of their jokes must have had something to do with the sexism, racism, and Nuclear holocaust hanging over their heads of the times.

Q. What's the difference between a truckload of marbles and a truckload of babies?

A. You can't pick up the marbles with a pitchfork.

Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff... ba boom tsh!

dirty joke : white horse fell in the mud

Kid: Hey dad what's that?

Dad: Shut up and bend over

hardy har har

yeah really old, but still good to hear.

funny