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So tell me now; is everybody Irish on St. Patty's Day?
May the Good Lord take a liking to you... but not too soon!
What's you're favorite Irish blessing or toast?
Here's another one:
There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head.
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?
Another one:
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
and:
May you live to be a hundred years,
With one extra year to repent.
and:
Here's to me, and here's to you,
And here's to love and laughter –
I'll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
and here's an Irish curse:
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.
15 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Erin Go Braugh - we're all Irish on St. Patrick's Day.
I learned to be Irish when a group of Newfoundlander's in
Washington DC back in the swinging seventies taught
me how to enjoy Molson and Irish whiskey while singing pub songs. Just follow those leprechaun feet and watch out for the magic circles in the grass!
- 1 decade ago
Everyone is Irish on St Patty's Day just look at all the green everyone is wearing....
Use to have a plaque on my kitchen wall (my joke wall) that read: An Irish man in never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth!
- 1 decade ago
May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And the rain fall soft upon your fields,
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
That's my favorite one.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I am Irish everyday! Toast
- olorintheyoungerLv 41 decade ago
May the road rise up to meet you and may you be in heaven five minutes before the devil finds out!
Why does an Irishman wear two johnnies?
To be sure to be sure!
otyhee xxx
- 1 decade ago
Thanks for the opportunity to tell my joke...
I am Irish, English and Scotch. So every St. Patty's Day I eat Haggas, play darts, drink whiskey and try to kick my own A-R-C-E. Hahahahahahaha! Maggie O
Source(s): Celtic
