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What are some of your favorite rap lines you can think of?

It could be something lyrical like GZA, or something funny like Big L or Redman. This one's been in my head all day:

I'm a street genius with a unique pen!s, got fly chicks on my d!ck that don't even speak English - Big L

Post your favorite or funniest and say who it's from.

Update:

Yeah Big L always has great ones, my fav Redman one is "flipmodes, toilet bowls explode, when Doc, come drop a sh!t load", he's just so random.

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    "I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies

    and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these

    mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery

    Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me.."

    -Deck's verse off triumph

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Everybdy come equipped with bangas

    Throwing up our middle fangas

    And you know I don’t slip so I gotta keep 10 in the clip and 1 the chambers

    Better be walking with angels

    And never take candy from strangers

    Luda's dressed in stripes had to earn my stripes like I played with the Bengals - ludacris

    Cameras on, big lights action

    Welcome to the show I am the main attraction

    Money in the matress money in the attic

    Money on my mind, money is my habit

    Stay on my grind, until money's automatic

    ***** I love money, Im a f**kin' fanatic

    Always strapped, grip tight graspin'

    Say what? who me? clit clat blast em

    Chrome 24's, tires thin like napkins

    Gotta ride big cuz I am like, a captin

    U know im a boss chillin relaxin

    Probably in my office doin my taxes

    U lil ****** so not in my bracket

    And I don't even have time to practice - Lil wayne

    " Love ya enemies and hate your friends, the enemy will stay the same but your friends will change..." - 50 cent

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg,

    Snatched it off and beat him over the ******* head wit’ the peg

    But I’m more towards droppin’ an a cappella

    That’s choppin’ a fella into mozzarella

    Worse than a hellacopta propella

    Got you locked in the cella’

    With your skeleton showing

    Developing anorexia

    While I’m standin’ next to ya

    Eating a full-course meal watching you starve to death

    With an IV in your veins

    Feeding you liquid Darvocet

  • 1 decade ago

    "When I travel I know I'm gon get stuck,

    cuz they harass us in the airport like I'm the one who's blowing s**t up.

    I got the patience of a highschool teacher, with a bright future. Why the f**k would I have a bomb in my sneaker?”

    -Lloyd Bank$ off I'm So Fly

    "The odds are stacked against us like a casino

    Think about it, most of the army is black and latino

    And if you can't acknowledge the reality of my words

    You just another stupid mother fu**er out on the curb

    Trying to escape from the ghetto with your ignorant ways

    But you can't read history at an illiterate stage

    And you can't raise a family on minimum wage

    Why the f**k you think most of us are locked in a cage"

    -Immortal Technique

    I'll puke, eat it, and freak you

    Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to

    The only key that I see to defeat you

    would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you

    and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe

    I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse

    you'll think I pulled the f**kin ground out from underneath you

    I ain't no f**kin G, I'm a cannibal

    I ain't tryin to shoot you,

    I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you

    Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass

    and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress

    Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers

    F**k the planet, until it spins on a broken axis

    I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket

    to fill it full of explosive gasses

    and close it back with a lit match in it

    while I sit back and just hope it catches

    Blow you to fragments

    Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes

    -Eminem from "Hellbound"

    I got so much style I should be down wit the Stylistics

    Make up to break up [singing in background] ni**az need to wake up

    Smell the indonesia; beat you to a seizure

    Then f**k your moms, hit the skins til amnesia

    She don't remember ****! Just the two hits!

    Her hittin the floor, and me hittin the clits!

    Suckin on the ****! Had the ho*ker beggin for the d**k

    And your moms ain't ugly love; my d**k got rock quick

    I guess I was a combination of House of Pain and Bobby Brown

    I was "Humpin Around" and "Jump-in Around"

    Jacked her then I asked her who's the man; she said, "B-I-G"

    Then I bust in her E-Y-E (Yo Big, you're dead wrong)

    -Notorious BIG off "Dead Wrong"

  • Nas - "You couldn't catch me in the streets without a ton of reefer, thats like Malcolm X catchin a jungle fever"

    Breezly Brewin - "I gave your girl some chlorospetic cuz yo she's a hard worker"

    Notorious B.I.G - "I fcuk nonstop lick my lips a lot used to lick the clits a lot but lickin clits had to stop"

    Source(s): lol
  • 1 decade ago

    "I know the watch botherin your vision,

    but reach and I'll put a dot on your head like its part of your religion"

    "Every mornings a fast start,

    but it aint problem cuz my closet got more aisles then Pathmark,

    run when we startin the raid,

    or leave with twelve shells in your mouth like a carton of eggs"

    -both by Lloyd Banks in Victory 2004

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha i remember that lyric from the graveyard, a favorite line of mine is

    "nigguhs used to come and get me when it was time to disagree with an enemy, pass the Hennesy and give me energy"-Ice Cube (Ghetto Vet)

    "sippin on gnac as i sit back, life is a big mac"-Tupac (F the world)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell

    I'm a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well - Jay-Z from U Don't Know

    I've been listening to The Blueprint lately

  • Went to check da mail box a capena from dem mufuckas, told me my court date in 2 weeks for beatin on my ol woman, showed up at dat hoe apartment, smokin somethin, ran into her, put it in her mouth and charged dropped.

    That's Webbie "Laid way back"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I'll post one also by Big L

    "Me being a virgin, that's idiotic

    Cuz if Big L got the AIDS every cutie in the city got it"

    That one always makes me crack up

  • 1 decade ago

    if i wanted someone small i would masturbate

    I'm not talkin bout your height, weight or what you dream when I say too short.. you know what I mean, ya see I need a man not a boy to approach me, your lame game really insults me

    its only a small part, of the female parts in a too short song.... its a hilarious song

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