Anyone know a short clean jokes? Please share them...?

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies " He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone."

A family of Tomatoes was walking down the street. Father Tomato, Mother Tomato, and Baby Tomato. Baby Tomato couldn't walk as fast as Father and Mother Tomato and kept falling behind. Finally Father Tomato walked back to Baby Tomato, stepped on him, and said: "Ketchup"!

Here is a slightly long but a clean one

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers!

What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river

he heard a rustling in the bushes. Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging

towards him.He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that

the bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even

faster.

He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear

raising his paw to take a swipe at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my

God..."

Time stopped.The bear froze..The forest was silent.It was then that a bright light shone

down upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all

of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.

Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly

ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the bear a Christian?"

"Very well," said the voice.The light went out.And the sounds of the forest resumed.Then

the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, bless this food which I am

about to receive and for which I am truly thankful. Amen."

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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

Santa Singh pointing a dead bird in garden grass and said!

Look dead bird.

Banta Singh looked at sky and said! where?