What's the oddest thing you have hit or run into with your car?

I am a....bad driver. I was actually voted "worst driver" in high school my senior year :) The very first thing I hit (after driving about 2 months) was an old man on a bike. I was at a stop sign and about to turn right. I figured I was good as long as I look to my left, b/c there shouldn't be anyone in the right lane right??Wrong. He was on the sidewalk. I'd just started creeping forward, so it's not like I hit him hard. I tapped him, he looked up at me, and then just fell over. I got out he was so pissed off at me he told me to leave him alone. I was so scared. But it's funny to tell the story now. :)

A seagull swooped down on the freeway and didn't come back up. Soon after, another driver honked at me and said that a Seagull was in my front grill. I pulled off to find him stuffed in an air-duct in the bumper assembly. Pulled the guy out by the beak. He got on his feet, shook off some loose feathers, and walked away.

I've had two birds, at different times, fly into the side of my car. It was the same car both times, a nissan 300zx.

An alligator. He darted out, I couldn't swerve. Boom! Ran over his tail and called the warden.

in europe, we were driving and there were like, at least 16 cop cars lined up, FOR NO REASON. they were just there.

it was acually pretty crazy, haha, in 2 weeks there i had never seena cop and now all of a sudden i see 16...it was strange

a portapotty with a construction worker in it

thats pretty good. i hit a parked school bus at my high school once.

runaway go-cart with no one in it. that was interesting.