What ever happened to Hai Karate aftershave?

A ninja popped outa then can and sliced me chin off ♪

So = no more shaving worries.

You must be pretty mature to remember that one. I don't think I've seen anything on it since the 1970s. Since the commercials were pretty politcally incorrect by today's standards, the marketing may have led to its demise. Never tried it, so I don't know what it even smelled like much less whether I'd get chased by a bunch of girls.

well the Village People bought up all the stock for Hai Karate and are hording it all for themselves

Is that another Seventies aftershave??? LOL.

It was the butt of too many jokes

It morphed into that nasty AXE stuff that seems to get guys mowed down by flocks of nubile young things.

It got hacked to bits.

i sense an aftershave fetish my friend

you mean the cheap and cheerful one

oh i dont know neva tryed it

Or Canoe?