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What do you think????, Pope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States?

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The OnionPope Returns To Vatican With Comprehensive Plan To Blow Up United States

May 7, 2008 | Issue 44•19

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I think attempted humor and parody about terrorism and war are in very bad taste and, even worse, not funny.

    With love in Christ.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hee hee hee. The Onion is funny, and they are equal-opportunity insulters. I liked "Aging Pope Blessing Everything in Sight" and "When Jews Attack". Don't forget all those articles about the "Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church". Hilarious. Even funnier was when a Chinese news service picked up the article about "Congress Threatens to Leave D.C. Unless New Domed Stadium is Built" or some such thing. I do miss Herbert Kornfeld, though. RIP, H-Dog, brother, mourn ya til I join ya.

    Source(s): www.theonion.com
  • 1 decade ago

    Could a Man who wears red shoes, a red cape, rings on his fingers, Any bells on his toes on Shoes? and who some call

    St Benedict? Peter ( petros? a pebble ( stoned) Vicar on Earth blow up anything?

    Blow up anything.? Wow'

    Get Real..

  • 1 decade ago

    What do you think if Protestants go broke because of toilets?

    Joyce Meyer's $23,000 Toilet:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=KzyX18lb6MM

  • 1 decade ago

    The Pope is going to destroy the U.S.? I thought GWB was doing that already.

  • 1 decade ago

    Man, I live in Italy, do you think we are in danger too?

  • 1 decade ago

    love the onion!

    sarcasm and craziness at it's finest.

  • well strap me up and hand me an AK... i'm gonna get me a bigot. YEEHAH!

    Source(s): what side will the catholics fight on?
  • 1 decade ago

    do you think so?

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