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here's a joke.want to hear it?
many people were going in a train and two of them started talking to each other.one said"which area are u from?"to the other.the other said "i am from burwood area."so like this the two started talking about where they lived and each one of them replied "i also live there."at last 1 person asked the other"whats ur door no?"the other person replied"no 36"the other peron said"i also live there."As everybody was watching this they got amused and said how is that possible and the two were actually brothers and wanted to spend time talking and amusing people.
3 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
good one.. try this...
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately the baby was born without ears.
When the mother and baby came home from hospital Johnny's family were
invited over to see the new born child.
Before they left their house, little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and
explained to him the baby had no ears.
He also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the beating of his
life when they came back home.
Little Johnny assured his dad that he understood completely.
When little Jonny looked into the crib he said, "Oh, what a beautiful
baby".
The mother said "Why thank you Little Johnny".
Jonny said "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes"
"Can he see o.k"?
"Yes" said the mother, "we are so thankful that the doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision".
"That's Great" said litttle Johnny, "cuz he'd be f***ed if he needed
glasses.
