What are the stupidest lines you heard?

Jay-Z's ''... 38 revolve like the sun round the Earth"

Mine is Lil Wayne- 'i can turn you on like a personal TV'

Anything DJ Khaled says is retarted.

"i still can't decide if her breasts her fake, put some whipped cream on 'em they taste jus like cake"- LL Cool J

fat joe "my obsession with sending rappers to heaven gives me an erection"

"If the Mona Lisa's name was Theresa, i'd get a piece of the Mona Lisa..."LL Cool J

"I came out of nowhere, like Predator That's a metaphor" LOL its a similie.

Tha Alkaholiks

Trapped in a maze, therefore I am a mazin' -Wayne

The chevy grill orange like vitamin c -Wayne

Imma cal u like a west coast college -Papoose

Excuse me if I'm being rude, let me check my attitude/

Excuse me Mr. Attitude, why you got an attitude? -Jeezy

Yes, I’m the sh*t, I am the real dookie -Freeway

yahhh b*tch yahhh! -Soulja boy

When I heard these I was speechless. Stupid a** lines

This is why I'm hot this is why I'm hot

I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not

This is why, this is why I'm hot

MIMS

Let me just add some relevant wise words circa 1988

You singers are spineless

As you sing your senseless songs to the mindless

Your general subject love is minimal

Its sex for profit

Lil wayne- " F**in like rabbits, smokin on lettuce"

The Baha Men sing Who Let The Dogs Out

Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl and I like it, the taste of her cherry chapstick

'YOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!" - Soulja Boy

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth." - Jay-Z

"I'm hungry for cheese like Hungry, Hungry Hippo." - Project Pat

"If you don't bring back my motherf*ckin' money or my motherf*ckin' dope, you can forget about Christmas n****, cause you ain't gon' even see New Years." - Master P

"Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus." -Mase

"Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin', save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah," I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!" - Trina

As well as most lines by Lil Wayne... it'd take too long to list all the stupid things he's said, lol.

Anything by Lil Wayne.. but

Soulja Boy Doo Doo Head - "Doo doo head you's a doo doo head, and that ***** got mad and her friend got sad"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdkJyPYwjcU

Lil Wayne: "Beat it like a cop, aha, Beat it like a cop aha"