Help with "would you rather questions"?

"Would you rather live in a world painted by Picasso OR a 5 year old?"

"Would you rather have lit candle wicks for hair OR asparagus for fingers?"

"Would you rather cough the sound of bagpipes OR fart the sound of a rapid-fire machine gun?"

"Would you rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol OR suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?"

"Would you rather be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour OR have your eyes glued shut for a day?"

HOPE THIS HELPS:)

Would you rather:

go to the movies or to a concert?

have a dog or a cat for a pet?

have popcorn or candy at the movies?

eat vegetables or fruit?

watch a comedy or scary show?

listen to music or read?

have cake or pie?

walk or run for exercise?

dance or sit and watch?

take a test or go to the doctor?

have a headache or sunburn?

travel by car, bus, train or airplane?

go somewhere with friends or family?

eat roast beef or chicken?

have meat or veggies on your pizza?

take a bath or take a shower?

play a board game or play cards?

listen to CDs or an MP3 player?

wear casual clothes or dress up clothes?

go to school or go to the dentist?

clean your room or clean your parent's car?

watch TV or play on the computer?

for extra money - babysit or walk a dog?

do laundry or wash dishes?

be an actress or singer?

play sports or play a musical instrument?

eat at McDonalds or KFC?

take pictures of have your picture taken

have long hair or short hair?

meet someone famous or be famous?