What are some funny pick-up lines?

Are you Jamaican because Jamacian me horny

Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream in bed. Lets play house, you be the screandoor and iIll bang you all night long. Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed? Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you. Bond...James Bond.. (Lol!) Lol These are so funny Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

Hmmm I think they're funny too! One I think is funny but stupid is "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock!" I really dont like that one.

Hey Pretty Mama, Why don't you say you come Pop a Lick in my tootsie pop and get all the flavors you want

Be on your cell phone and say "Hello Heaven yes I just found your missing angel".....then point to your person and smile. (I made it up)

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i lost my phone number, can i get yours.

are your legs tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you from Tennessee, cuz you're the only ten I see. (:

if i made the alphabet i'd put U and I together.

you're so sweet that 9 out of 10 doctors advise against kissing you

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how do you like your eggs? i like mine fertilized. hahah that one always makes me laugh

eyyy mamacita!

cheeeowwwww! *whistles*