What is Victoria's Secret anyhoo?

It is where transvestites buy their clothes.

The secret is....Victoria doesn't really make the lingerie.

It's really her friend Macy, but of course Macy's Secret wasn't catchy and sophisticated enough to sell big.

Oh and Victoria doesn't have boobs either. She has to stand out in a swamp to get bitten on the chest by a mosquito if she wants to even remotely have something that looks sorta like boobs.

Yeah. Soooo that's the "secret" although if I told you the real reason, it wouldn't be a secret now would it? :)

Its a secret that only their angels know of.....

maybe one day we will all be informed of the meaning behind it...I bet it is a dirty little secret though.

Victoria's secret is "Beauty", any woman CAN be beautiful

Victoria is really:

Victor

Cheers (this is the Best Answer) GOT IT?!?

She's ugly like REALLY ugly so the only way to make herself feel better is to make others look really sexy. Works for me.

Her secret is that she's a man.

She's secretly a man!!

SHE'S A MAN BABIE!

"She's" Laughing all the way to the Bank....lol....!!