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Bored, so here's tomorrow joke of the day!!?
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."
The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
lmao
19 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Google's today joke of the day: A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City.
It's a balmy spring day and he is wearing a kilt.
A young woman comes up to him and boldly asks him if anything is worn beneath the kilt.
"No lassie" he replies, "everything is in fine working order."
- 1 decade ago
lolz
I also gotz a joke
A grandma has her grandkids suzie, amy, and johnny over and she is making cookie dough 4 Christmas but every year they eat it so this time she put BB's in them and the next day suzie came down the stairs and said "grammy i peed and bb's came out" then the grandma says "dont eat the cookie dough then"
Then amy comes down the stairs and says "i pooed and bb's came out" then the grandma says then dont eat my cookie dough then Johnny comes running out of the garage and tells his grandma "I was jerking off and i shot the cat"
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LMAO DAYM, do u put a joke everyday?
imma try to put u as my y!a friend and check on you once in a while! lol that was funny!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ROFL!@@! i loveee that joke.. "I had to beat him to death with the chair" hahahaha star for you =]
- 1 decade ago
wow if that joke was any longer id jump out a window lmao that you took the time to write that lolololool nooooooooooob
