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Dumb things to do in an elevator!?

DUMB THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the

shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go

back for more.

* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the

wrong ones.

* Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know

what floor you're on.

* Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After

awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

* Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then

scream, "That's mine!"

* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

* Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask

if they have an appointment.

* Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

* Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they

hear something ticking.

Star if i i put a smile on your face. =]

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    a star for you! :D loved these!

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    i posted sum jokes like this awhile ago..still flippin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! i actually did the last one and the...hold the doors open one..and the dropping the pen one..a few others. lol. awesome!! another one...when a person gets off the elevator as they walk by you whisper "i love you' loud enough for them to hear then close the doors quick..it's hilarious to do!!! hah! cheers!

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 100!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    * When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the

    shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    loved that one

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, star for you, 2 points for me. we both win

    Source(s): sex is something to try as well
  • 1 decade ago

    nice one star for you

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    wow that made my really depressing day super happy!!!

    that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! hahahah lol i will have to try that someday

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that last one made me smile:P

  • 1 decade ago

    Hilarious, lmao...Thank you.

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL OMG i have to try these sometime!! ='D

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