Why did the Jesus and the God answer the Eagles prayers today, instead of my Cowboys? Why?

Because Jesus and God don't exist. If they did, they surely wouldn't be Cowboy fans. Maybe the Saints. Or St. Louis.

And don't call me Shirley...

Cause it was much easier for God to answer the ONE eagles' prayer from the whole team, then the many individual prayers from the cowboys' team......hence the eagles are a TEAM while the cowboys are a collection of individuals ;)

God doesn't waste time with the prayers of the insignificant.

Don't waste God's time with ridiculous prayers like that.

God moves in mysterious ways; besides, He hates Romo

I can't believe you wasted ten points asking this question twice.

Oh well, thanks for the two points. I would answer it in the other forum you posted it in, but I actually have a life and things to do.

cause he ***** hates you