How did the hard working farm boy and the Italian super model meet in the first place?

Well, one day the hard working farm boy was, as usual, hard at work in the fields of his rural New York farm when he went to go swim in a nearby river. He heard voices and went to investigate, and saw a bunch of men dumping dangerous toxins into the river. The men did not want their secret to get out, so they captured the farm boy and took him to throw him off of the Golden Gate bridge. Fortunately for the farm boy, the Italian super model happened to be doing a shoot on the very same bridge that day. When she saw the farm boy struggling with his captors, she immediately fell in love with him and had her security guards rescue him. The end. Ta-da!

the super model was traveling around the globe in fashion shows. One day, while driving from one town to another in a car, she passed a farm with a boy outside. Her driver was lost because he did not know the country very well. She got out and tried to ask the boy for directions. They sadly did not speak the same language, but she got a liking for the boy and gave him her address. That is my opinion on how the two met. Not very interesting, but it's something!!

The farm boy was at Jerred's, getting jewelry for his girlfriend. The model stormed in, yelling in Italian at her stylist due to her lack of jewelry for her next public appearance. The boy was so overtaken by the model's beauty, he kissed the model passionately and bought her jewelry, then called his girlfriend to dump her. See--good things did happen when "He went to Jerred!"

you ought to get a waitress job at an Italian diner. this is have been I met my Italian hunk. I worked for his family individuals. then you certainly can get your Italian men and Italian food multi functional place. lol... in case you have sufficient money you ought to pass to Italy. there's an superb form of Italian men there...

well it turns out that the super model is really a spie and she was running from osama binladen because him and his terrorist were chasing her because she had found out were his hiding spot is and was gonna give it to the US but her car broke down infront of a farm and a farm boy helped her fix her car but it turns out that the farm boy is really a member of the CIA and was sent to find the spie and get the info from her and they got married and changed their names so that osama wouldnt know its them but after they gave the info to the US and osama surrendered and they really loved eachother and got married for real and changed their names back and had kids

what the hell are you on about !