Who has the funniest Joke?

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted

Humor in the Restroom - The Wisdom you can find on the Walls

Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men. from a Women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" in a -from a Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. Remember

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. in from a Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina

Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! From a a -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana

No wonder you always go home alone. From a Sign over mirror in Men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA

Beauty is only a light switch away in a restroom in the -Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. from the -The Irish Times, Washington, DC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. From Revolution Books, New York, New York

Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. --The Janitor

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. in a -Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

Don't throw tooth picks in the Urinal, Crabs polevault! Mc Donalds rest room, NY, NY

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Playstations and t i t s.

Both made for children but used by adults.

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her f*cking appendix out!"

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."

adam is in the garden of eden .God calls to him where s eve ?

adam replies down at the river.

God says s**t how am i going to get that smell out of those fish

lolol.