Make me laugh and get 10 points!?

So one day, a kid is walking home and he kicks the family pig. His mom sees him and says "You kicked the pig, no bacon for a month." The next day he's walking home again and he kicks the cow, again his mom sees him and says "You kicked the cow, no beef for a month." Later that night the father comes home and kicks the cat, the boy and his mother see him, and he turns to her and says "Should I tell him or do you want to?"

(Nickname for cats is pussy, i.e. no pussy for a month).

Ok, this is really lame, but it's so lame, it's funny!

1. Two canables were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

2. Q - What did one fish say to the other fish?

A - Dude, Grapefruit sounds SOOO good right now!

okay so this is the only joke i know

so bare with me

so there is this little boy digging a hole and his next door

neighbor says "jimmy why are you digging up a hole?"

and jimmy says"because i'm baring my dead bird"

and the old lady says "why is the hole so big?"

and jimmy responds " because your damn cat ate him"

get it? he's going to barry the cat

heh

i would but i only know black jokes.