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Can fat spirits clog up the portal to the other side?
No closed-minded skeptics! Only answer if you believe that fat spirits can clog the portal to the other side.
You know, when I use my Weegee.
But if they're immaterial how can they talk, move things, affect ambient temperature, show up in pictures/videos, etc.?
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Yes, they can indeed clog the portal.
You often see people on here saying to only use the weegee board if you know how to use it correctly and how to protect yourself from evil spirits and demons but they never tell you what the secret to protecting yourself actually is. Those people that don't share the truth are selfish and I am going to reveal to you their secret method of keeping safe.
First purchase three Cheeseburgers and place them to form a triangle, then start using your weegee board, say in a clear voice "Are there any spirits here that like Maccas?" All the fat spirits will rush towards the portal as soon as they get a whiff of the cheeseburgers, sometimes just one really big one will block the portal other times it takes two or three to get wedged in there.
Now you may conduct your weegee session secure in the knowledge that no evil entities may squeeze past the portal blockage.
When you have finished your weegee session say-
Hey you big fat ghostly tub
I know you came here for the grub
But you must not get any fatter
Time to go, all ghosts now scatter!
And the you eat the cheeseburgers yourself.
Source(s): Author of the best selling book 'Drive-thru Enlightenment: The Real Deal" - Ms InformedLv 61 decade ago
I got to thinking, what if the portal is like the airlines, and the fat spirit has to pay for a second seat...
The payment, obviously, would be a life, but here's the REAL question: does the fat spirit have to pay the other life by murdering someone (small), or does he pay the other life by living again?
Because if it's the latter, doesn't that make McDonald's the savior of all who want reincarnation?
The answer is in my new documentary: Golden Arches of Rebirth! :-)
- Flying CarLv 61 decade ago
I don't think size would matter when somthing is comming through a portal. Plus the portal might not be physical.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
fat with energy? if the spirit has been embued with too much energy then this would end in a disturbance of the energy force where the portal exists. it would become hot or cracked or very cold in the area. it might even cause a physical change in the weather or water conditions whilst making it's way through.
- titouLv 61 decade ago
I think it's a truism that one of the nice things about death is that "Fat Spirits" lose their ability to influence other spirits who quickly realize they have have much more important things to do.
- Dr. NGLv 71 decade ago
Having put on a few pounds since my younger days.You've brought up an uncomfortable scenario.It's my hope after death,to return to my slim fit self.It's my hope as ghosts we're able to choose our appearance.
Please read the "Odd Thomas" novels.I choose to believe in that scenario.Elvis and Sinatra appear as they wish.
- DeenieLv 61 decade ago
It's the skinny ones who cause all the problems. They're always trying to get into mirrors to look at themselves and admire how skinny they are. No telling how many skinny spirits are in YOUR mirrors...so better not look in any of them.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Taking into account that most spirits are said to be absorbed energy, then a fat spirit would only take on that appearance once it has gathered enough to show itself.
So in my opinion I think size would have nothing to do with it. The portal could be only 2 inches to 15 feet we do not know undoubtedly.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Dunno is there even a portal to said other side? does said other side exist? BTW i saw a good while ago you in this section claiming that you were done on YA are you back?