How can I get myself to catch a fever?

drinks tons of hot tea so your mouth is hot when they take your temp

take a laxitive to get diahreah

take a shower and wet your hair then leave it wet and stand in a very cold enviroment (the freezer mabey?) to get a fever & a cold

or if you wana trick your parents into thinking you have a fever drink something hot and stick a themometer in your mouth right in front of them and then show them the tempature, but don't let them see you drinking something hot or else they will figure out what your doing

It's really hard to fake a fever. I would fake a stomach ache and if you end up being forced to go to school just tell the nurse you threw up in the bathroom before class.

there are quite a few methods in which you can "get a fever". However it is very difficult to just stop at the "fever" bit- the most likely outcome is poisoning or pneumonia- so not something I could recommend.

I wouldn't recomend it but since you asked; sleep right under your fan, but uld also catch a cold, catarhh, and many more but hey! you got your fever.

Nope. Sorry. If it's important, your parents will let your stay home. If you have to fake a fever, it's probably not so important.

We need to know more about why you have to be absent from school for 'JUST THIS SHORT TIME'. before I can give you the magic information. Details, please..... (john in iowa)

no, don't absent.

Have sex with a bum....

idk. stand in gthe rain