How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

How many evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb must repent of its darkness and be willing to be changed.

How Many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. God has predestined when the lights will be on and off.

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten, one to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the darkness.

How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to cast it out, and two more to catch it as it falls.

How Many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and two or three committees to approve the change. Oh, and also one to provide a casserole.

How many Independent Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, because any more than that would be Ecumenicalism.

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

How Many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

How Many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?

We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual Light Bulb Sunday Service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

How May Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

What's a light bulb??

I'm a Catholic as well, and I'll agree, that's a good one.

My favorite is:

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, as long as they are heterosexual, married, not using birth control, and the lightbulb is big enough.

How many pagans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many fit in the light bulb!

How many Pagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Hey! Would you put that light out? You are messing up my night vision!!!

When I saw this question I really thought............. ah never mind. You made me smile:)

Faith Christian, denomination Catholic.

Thanks for the laugh.

It's fun to hear - or read, a joke that's funny and not insulting.

I wish I had a good one to respond with, but I don't.

I am Roman Catholic.

Peace be with you.

None....they ask God to intervene and the job gets done....Me be Buddhist...

none, but would be mormon (that's the religion going to heaven as stated on South Park"

That's classic.

Catholic.

None, they like it dark so they can sin without being seen...

Spiritual.