Does God Uses Internet ?

No he doesn't.

Our technical prowess baffles God, his magic is unable to think about the magic of circuitry. he's at the moment hiding is his den planning his zombie counter attack, we would want to construct robots to strive against this conflict. Donate all of you money to the me fund so as that lets be waiting!

Yes, He does

He stays anonymous and preaches

Yes, He won't report you

Yes, He will find out

No, He forgives

No, its never too late with Christ

yes.

does he come to yahoo answer: yes, to see my vagina :D

will he find out those naughty question i post: oh yeees lmao x

will he check my trash answer i been answering: obviously :)

will i be send to hell: yes, where you will burn! rofl

will it be too late to redeem myself: yes ;_;

YES! HAHAHAHAH!

lmaoooooo

god is not real so do whatever the hell you want to. But if you believe in him yes he's sending the death angel tonight to come and get you! OHHH SCARRYYY!!!

Yes, God keeps a running log of all your internet activity, so you better not pout, you better not cry, you better watch out, I'm telling you why....

No, but he has something much, better, much more efficient - no server breakdown. If you want to get answers to your other questions, why not chat with him? It's called prayer.

no I think god has better things to do than what everyone says he does.

You're trying too hard to be clever.

Yay Satan!