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I ate a pork chop, and then I sneezed...?

I ate a pork chop, then I sneezed... or it might have been the pork chop...I'm not sure, now that I think about it, it didn't look very healthy... Am I going to die?

Should I eat with a mask on? Should I stop snoring like a pig? Will this get me infected?

Who thinks this is going to be like the Asian flu, and nothing will happen? Maybe it was a slow news week...

Update:

Huh...to those who left serious answers, please note above on the top left corner.. yes... where it says "Jokes & Riddles"... that's right... it means the question is either a joke or a riddle. Take your pick. To all the others: I LOVE YOU ALL!!! and I'm not going to stop snoring like a pig, even if it infects me with swine flu :)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    apply an "oinkment".

    If you start squealing like a pig, lookout for rednecks.

    (Deliverance reference)

  • 1 decade ago

    Umm. I don't think so. I saw the news too, but a sneeze doesn't really mean anything. maybe it was pepper or something that you are allergic to. And some people who catch that disease thing, they don't nessecarily die. And if you really do have that, all of your body muscles will ache badly, sudden cold/fever, etc. But if you really think that you have it, you can go to a family doctor, or a checkup, or just go to a doctor and just ask them if you have it. Go to a specialist.

    I hope this helps!

  • 1 decade ago

    IF it was cooked properly, your fine.

    IF you have the following symptoms you have the swine flu:

    Fever of 100.5

    Stomach ache

    Headache

    Diarrhea

    Throwing up

    Sore throat

    Bad Cough

    It's basically all the same symptoms of the regular flu but the swine flu is deadly.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Lol... that's true...

    I think that the media is exaggerating it again... but since I myself am not really sick, I can never say how bad it is or not.

    I love the reactions in some of the answers...

    ..but for now, I will savour barbecued porkchops. We're probably going to die of cancer by standing in the sun anyway.

  • 5 years ago

    definite. thoroughly prepare dinner to an inner temperature of one hundred sixty five levels or larger. there is not any project ingesting beef products. Cooking kills off the bacteria if there is any. that's greater wholesome for human intake your beef chops. desire this facilitates.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol chill out i dont think it was a bad pork chop

  • 1 decade ago

    Maybe it was just a sneeze?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    yes

  • marie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Omg,ouck ouck.

  • 1 decade ago

    Wow That was stupid go to hell

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