Birthday song help...?

i have three...

1.happy birthday to you

you live in the zoo / you were born in the zoo

with the monkeys and the kangaroos

and you smell like them too

2.Happy birthday to you,

Squashed tomatoes and stew,

you look like monkey,

and you smell like one too!!!!

this is long

3.Once a year we celebrate

With stupid hats and plastic plates

The fact that you were able to make

Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round

And gifts and laughter do abound

And we let out a joyful sound

And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!

Now you're one year older!

Happy birthday!

Your life still isn't over!

Happy birthday!

You did not accomplish much

But you didn't die this year

I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health

And hope you don't remind yourself

The chance of finding fame and wealth

Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps

And eating food and taking naps

And hoping that someday perhaps

Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!

What have you done that matters?

Happy birthday!

You're starting to get fatter

Happy birthday!

It's downhill from now on

Try not to remind yourself

Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free

Then you could live like Walt Disney

And live for all eternity

Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set

This is the only life you get

And though it hasn't ended yet

Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!

You wish you had more money

Happy birthday!

Your life's so sad it's funny

Happy birthday!

How much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry

So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, dear...

Billboard Birthday Song

Happy Birthday to you,I dont wanna be blue, could you give me some money, so I can get rich too?...or Happy Birthday to you, I regret I met you.You act like a donkey, and you think like one too.....Happy Birthday to me, where is the key? You bought me a new car, and I hope its a Z.

Yes, that's a good point

play birthday sex! by jeremiah hahaha that oughta get his attention

happy birthday to yu....yu are a big ullu

maybe so