What's something funny that....?

My sister...(6)

"I have to be six for a lot of years."

"What is chicken made out of?"

Someone asked what drinks they have (alcohol wise) and the waitress said, 'we only have beer and wine.' My sister said, "I want a beer!"

"How do you take a ride on a disco stick?"

"Underwear that shows your butt checks is inapporiate."

My friend...

"Barney is a girl, she's just big boned and has a speach problem."

My other friend.

I told her I made $7.50 an hour and she said she makes $8 an hour and I said, 'you make 50 cents more than me' and she actually argued with me that she made 10 cents more than me, not 50.

"Would Jesus want you to buy a new phone?"

"How much is money?"

My brother took his newSon&newBabyMomma to my neices party Where her momma Was pissed. The funny part to me is the oldBabyMomma no longer has a car the new one has a nice ride... And my Bro drove through the party area in newBabyMomma car to pick me, her, and theJr up... Really that is awful but I thought it was Awesome...

the other day i was making cookies for my brother and his wife since it was their one year anniversary and they just moved into their first house. as i was taking them out of the oven 3 of my little brothers were bothering me asking for some. i told them that when they get married and buy a house id make some for them too. right after i said that one of my brothers got on his knees, faced my other brother and said "justin will you marry me." they are 9 8 and 7. i thought it was funny

I have something similar

We are the luch table and we were talking about our SexEd class that we jus had so we were mainly talking bout d*cks and for lunch we had hotdogs and eggroll and i came to the luch table wit the hotdog and we all started laughing LOL i know its immature and nasty but dats y i luv my friends

I was watching of my little brothers today and my son and fionce were having daddy son day so they weren't with us and we went for a walk and one of my brothers looked at my belly (i'm almos months pregnant) and he said "oh my goodness why did you eat Braylon!" haha i thought it was so funny

My friend who is a guy said this to another one of my guy friends:

"Lets wear matching sweaters in an enchanted forest and not come back until we find a rainbow."

lol, he wasnt being serious, he was jk

the first answer

is a LIE

i saw it on FML.com haha yes im that obsessed.

but i did go to a store and this little girl screamed at this old man "STOP STARING AT ME"

and the whole place like got silent

it was funny

My brother (8) was upset that my dad took me (14) to Puerto Rico and not him (he could only pick one child). When we got back my neighbors asked me "What did you do this vacation?" and I said "I went to Puerto Rico" and out of nowhere my brother says "WELL I WENT TO PATSY'S PIZZARIA!"

it was HYSTERICAL!

We were talking about going to Cold Stone Creamery, and my sister was like, "Ew, isn't that where they burn dead bodies?" Like a crematory.

Brother: What's Obama's last name?

and he also said to me "Why do you wear a bra? You don't have anything to put in it!" I said "Well you wear underwaer don't you?" haha he didn't say anything.. and I was like "EXACTLY!"