what is the funniest thing you can think of right now?

It just happened. 3 hours ago, a stray cat entered the house and into my room. I started screaming and the cat got startled and ran into my parents' room and my mum started screaming. My dad got frightened and ran up to see both me and my mum on the bed screaming.

That video they used to show on The Soup all the time

y'know, the little girl that's licking the pickle? Hah she like flicks her tongue really fast like a lizard or something and closes her eyes. It's gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen and I don't know why.

The time my mother, sister and I were talking about my sis's ex from 20 years ago. Mom said "isn't that the guy you gave syphilis to"? LOL My sis never had that, the ex's mom accused my sis of giving her son, my sis's ex gonorrhea way back then but she never had that either. Somehow mom got it way mixed up. I thought I would never breathe again I was laughing so haaaaard!! Guess you had to be there :) It's funnier because it makes my sis sooo mad, almost as mad as 20 years ago. heehee

the fact that a fellow student in english yesterday suggested to our teacher to get a tattoo on his bum, while he and his friend sat, filling their faces with banana cream pie that was made by the kids in the 'special class'

i laughed my butt off. just the whole situation..only in my school.

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Something I almost wrote as an answer to someone else's question. It was too much!

A video of a guy pieing some other guy. it's actually pretty hilarious. check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

kanye interrupting taylor swift at the vmas...

and this clip of obama calling him a jackass lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghArYB_oxHg

The ads on yahoo dat I can see rite now. "Lose weight" and all.

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