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Needs ideas for funny and highly unlikely fortunes?
For a friends Halloween party I told her Id "read" fortunes but i want them to be funny or so way out there that no one would ever dream of anything close to that happening to them lol like I saw Penicillin in their future LOTS of penicillin lol or Chickenpox (were all older so Im sure everyone has had them already) any more idea? I was going to read these fortunes with old maid cards or Uno cards ya know something crazy like that lol
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I'm pretty random so I'm sure i can come up with a few, haha.
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Lets say theres a line, For one Fortune you can say:
"I see a (What the person behind the person is dressed up as) In youre future."
If someone walks in while eating somthing:
"I see you paying for eating that (food) in youre future."
"If you find a Octopus on your head in the morning, shame on you."
Im out of em. lol sorry
- 1 decade ago
For the ladies: you will meet a hunchbacked stranger on the night of the blue moon that will sweep you off to become the Queen of his underground kingdom :) For the guys: You will rescue a down on her luck stripper from her Ninja overlord ex boyfriend she will be so grateful she will show you the fabled Fountain of superpowers and make you a superhero :)
