Sometime this year taxpayers may again receive an Stimulus payment. Where will the government get the $?

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So the government is giving me back my own money? Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

    *      If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
    *      If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
    *      If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
    *      If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala .
    *      If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
    *      If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
    *      If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

    1      spending it at yard sales, or
    2      going to ball games, or
    3      spending it on prostitutes, or
    4      beer or
    5      tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US .)

firewomen · Accepted Answer

Senior citizens and people on disability might get 250.00. No others.*

guru · Answer

I say we cut the child tax credits and then we would have a surplus. Too many on the right have children they cannot afford and rely on the gift from government every year.

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Sometime this year taxpayers may again receive an Stimulus payment. Where will the government get the $?

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