Okay, Real question.. Does this make me a vampire?

So, correct me if I'm wrong... but, you don't know anyone, yet you recently asked a question about your best friend dating a 20-year-old? You ask people on Yahoo! Answers if you have the flu even though no one except for your doctor's office or a hospital could answer that for you? Your parents are never home yet somehow return at dawn allowing you to somehow be home-schooled online? You obviously crave attention. My suggestion is that you see a counselor or a psychologist or a therapist. They will allow you to express yourself without intervening and hurting your feelings like people on Yahoo! Answers will. They can also help you with your anger problems too.

Yes they are real and am 100% sure of it. After I finished reading Twilight too I wanted to know more so I searched on google and yahoo and found out that they might actually be real. I went on the history Channel and they had a show on about 21 Century vampires. They interviewed people who were actually vampires, I don't think the history channel would give out false information. Real vampires are not like the ones portrayed in movies, they don't fly, neither are they immortal but they tend to look younger then their age and live a long life, If you put a cross through their heart they will not die. Vampires tend to not like garlic but it won't do anything to them and they do have reflections. Their are also Psychic Vampires who suck peoples energy away from them.

You answered your own question when you said you eat nothing but meat. Vampires do not eat food. They only drink blood.

You just sound like a really weird kid. You really should go to school to get some socialization or you could become agoraphobic.

As for never having a period, you need to go see a doctor. There are various reasons you don't have a period. You could be underweight or even missing a uterus. My Cousin suffers from turners syndrome (she is missing an x chromosome on the 23 pair) and doesn't have functioning ovaries and is completely missing her uterus so she will never have a period. You might even be a chromosomal male who is immune to testosterone. You would have all of the physical traits of a woman except you would have testicles where your ovaries should be. Serioiusly, you need to get checked out by a doctor.

First of all, not bleeding and no period probably should ring a bell saying BLOOD PROBLEMS, which would probably be the reason for a pale face. There is no link to vampires and the lonely kid that hates going to school. The fact that your parents are never home more than likely suggests as to why they don't realize the fact that you think you are a vampire. So, unless you sparkle in the sunlight, lay off the twilight movies and eat some veggitables.

yeah sure... first off i didn't know tht vampires could age much less have the FLU... second some of these things apply to a girl i know but there are explanations behind it (for example... she cannot sleep at night... why? she's an insomniac)... third some of the things you mentioned about vampires are totally untrue (they don't wear capes, they only drink blood, they're not stalkers, some people aren't actually afraid of them they're afraid of crosses, garlic, holy water,etc.)... and fourth you take online classes right? well if you were a vampire why would you care about education and even if your parents do they're never home anyway according to you and lastly computer/laptop lights are bright (even if you're near light)... im sorry to say this but you're not a vampire and vampires do not exsist...

vampires are a myth

seventeen and never had a period? sorry but i don't believe that

and just because you eat meat doesn't mean you're a vampire

vampires need blood to survive not meat

and because you all dress in black and look creepy means nothing

and stalking kids on halloween is just creepy and stalkerish

if you were a vampire you'd kill them and drink their blood

vampires don't sleep

so what if you don't go to school?

if you were a vampire you'd know you were

and like i said before, vampires are a myth

the only real vampires are creepy people who like to drink human blood ( yes some people are disgusting enough to do that, or some drink pig blood instead)

and if you knew nobody would believe you why would you post this?

i know i'm ranting but i had to get all this out :)

What kind of woods do you live in where there are alleys? And wearing a cape/all black and worshiping Satan are choices. None of this make you supernatural in any way. It sounds to me like you have some serious emotional issues. You should see a therapist. Not a joke.

No, vampires don't exist. The only animals that I know of that drink blood are one species of bat (forgot the name) and parasites. You're trying to convince yourself that you are a vampire. Maybe they're real, but seriously, it sounds like you're a wannabe. Not to be harsh, I'm just answering your question. Sorry if this is disappointing...You might want to talk to a counselor if you're serious. It sounds like you're having issues with yourself. People try to deny being human and something else because they don't want to be human. This can lead to depression and suicide, and some forms of insanity depending on severity...

Talk to your parents, if you're so suspicious of the unusual behavior. I'm sure they will explain things to you. And if you want to go to school, ask them and they will more than likely let you go.

Best of luck.

sigh....T_T

okay having those physical features means NOTHING, where u live means NOTHING, ur parents job means NOTHING, stalking people on halloween? thats just fuuukin creepy, u wear a cape? hahahahaahahaha XD, getting pissed off at everything means ur just an angry person, u don't crave blood...in ur mind u want to crave it so u can believe ur something else, eating meat? oh wow., people fear u? i wonder why?

and for the period thing....maybe u were born a dude. and to answer ur question NO ur not a vampire.

okay, what the hell has happened to the world. We now have people who think they are monsters and vampires. No your not a vampire because vampires do not exist, and you need to relize that. Yes, lots of people wish they were real (including me) and many people fantize about being one but they aren't real. ARE NOT REAL, just relize that your mind is probably tricking you from not seeing sunshine.