how do you toch someones boob while thier aslepp and not get caught?

Well, the very first thing you need to do is go to a great big swimming pool. Then jump in and sink alllllll the way to the bottom. When you get there, breathe in real fast. The end. Hope this helps.

Uh, you don't! Never do something to someone while they're asleep and helpless,that truly is a violation of that person. If you like the person then tell them while they're awake and alert and able to say what they want, anything else is just wrong.

uhhh cough cough ya don't obviously the reason you need to while they are asleep is cause they won't let ya when they are awake. they got a reason for that YOUR A PERV!!!!

nobody give awnsers to this question he'll probaly use it on his niece or some poor little sleeping inoccent gal.

Well, easy really, if you drink with them before hand or pop a few sleeping pills they probably wont wake up....and its all you from there buddy ;) get an extra squeeze in for me!

You're alright buddy. You're what, fourteen? Well I'm not insulting you. You want to rub just below the nipple. You need to put your hands into a flicking shape. Then put your fingers straight. Go in a circular motion just below the nipple, like you would hair gel. If they don't wake up, do it on their nipple. Then slip a hand in their shirt if they have one. Do the same, then lick it. If they wake up, tell them the truth, they'll understand. My email is manofsteel517@gmail.com. You're welcome in advance. :)

Sam

wow people are harsh... idk man i wish i knew. But if you need a light, make sure its red beacause people dont wake up to red lights as easy, im serious something about it being one of the last colors on the spectrum or something. Only do it if they are really nice boobs. And remember to deny everything

Tie their hands to the bed post.

WE GET IT PEOPLES HE'S A PERV, THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP THIS QUESTION... DAMN, HE WANTS IT ANSWERED YOU MIGHT AS WELL...

Okay first poke their face to see if their not a light sleeper. Than slap it lol. If they wake up tell them you just wanted to see if they were up. If they still don't wake up all you have to do is go slowly... Have... Fun? lol

you just made my day im serious i just started laughing so hard my sister 2 acres away ran into the house and screamed what! thank you

o and

P.S. you a perv lol

P.S.P.S. you are funny lol

P.S.P.S.P.S. i love you man lol

Let's see...you don't.I'm not a guy so I don't know what goes on in your heads,but I hope that is not a constant thought.I also hope that girl you are talking about isn't your daughter,mother,sister,auntie,or any female of blood relation.