How does Santa Claus not get sleigh jacked in the projects?

In actuality, Santa had something even more sadistic

and hardcore on his side that he doesn't need weapons .....

One of the origins of Santa Claus has a dark side -

and one that is not about goodwill towards children

Meet "Krampus"

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/kramp...

The story goes that Krampus escaped the bowels of Hell

and engorged his bloodlust on the innocents... slaughtering

children with no abandon and no mercy

http://bluegrassish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11...

The story gets cloudy here as there are several versions --

One being that Saint Nicholas traps the demon , who would

enter homes by way of chimney, and enslaves him in chains

touched by god

The demon becomes the unwilling slave of Father Christmas

and is punished for his evil ways by doing the bidding of Santa

Claus -- by crawling down the chimneys and leaving the gifts

under the trees of the children he had one time fed himself upon

http://mishkanyc.verbsite.com.lg1x8zmax.simplecdn....

this story goes further to the point that the demon is so repulsed

by the good deeds that he has done that he pleads with Father

Christmas to let him go back to Hell and to never again lay a finger

upon the children ... The demon is refused his "parole" and later

becomes reformed - a willing participant to the point that Santa even

has the demon retain his evil ways and become the punisher of the

children that were naughty

{ thus scaring the children into being good " for goodness sake" }

http://www.metropostcard.com/picsblog/b-krampus.jp...

Another even darker version has "Krampus" as Father Christmas himself ....

An abomination reformed as punishment for his reign of terror ...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3084363110_2a7...

The demon Saint has become so "changed" that he even retains the

services of other imps and foul creatures to help in his rounds ...

his craving for "cookies and milk" replacing his craving for virgin blood

Many older "christmas cards" from Europe have depicted this demon

in "not so elegant" fashion ... These cards would later be taken off

the shelves for obvious reasons --

http://img701.mytextgraphics.com/photolava/2007/12...

http://www.krampus.com/

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Santa is a affiliated with superheros. When he is in the projects they watch over his sleigh. :)

Blitzin is usually packing and is in charge of watching Santa's ride.

There are 3 santas. One that delivers to regular boys and girls. One that delivers to the ghetto children. And one that delivers to chuck norris

Because the brothers know if there's a white dude in their neighborhood then he must be f**king nuts and no one wants to deal with a loony.

Santas packin some serious heat, you think rudolphs nose is only light? hell naw! thats a freaking lazer bro!

Santa only brings presents to good kids, hun.

Santa is bi-racial.

Joking there is no santa in the first place

He skips by the projects and only delivers in the suburbs.

rudolf packs an uzi