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Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicHoroscopes · 1 decade ago

Hear yee, hear yee, your king,Leo,is in dire need to advice.Thy king need to find a way to punish an Aquarius?

Greetings my royal zodiac kingdom. I, your king Leo, have a probelem on his hands. A noble emassador of mine has been cheated on by an Aquarius wh0re. Your king caught the Aqaurius broad in the bed with5 differnet guys having an orgy. Your king knew Aquarius were people persons but dang, 5 men at ounce!...This ammbassador is a great servant to your king, so your king would like to give him some revenge seeking tips. Thy kings friend is not too emotioanlly bent out of shape about it or anything. It's just the principles of the matter. Showing that you can't fool and not expect consequences. For thus your king hates trickery. Time the show this Aquarius penis swinger that revenge is a utter female dog. You king knows that thy intense Scorpio's are masters of revenge so your advie will be especially welcome. Unil then! Thy king has spoken! :)

Update:

Conor's mammy, lol. Oh silly peasant. Your king laughs at your attempt. There is a little thing called walking in on the act. Your king was blinded by when he opend tht door and saw 5 royalties ramming her away. Make it so bad, the Aquarius gal did it in my royal guest room! She shall be punished for her actions. Thy king has spoken!

Update 2:

- a n n a -, oh royal Virgo. Your king appologizes for the typo's. He is just so worked up that he forgot to look at some of them. Thy king appologizes for not letting you, a smart and perfectionist Virgo, proof read it. :)

Update 3:

YIKES!! People of thy kingdom. Please control yourselves. Your king respects everyones answers! No need to use this question to attack others.

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    Call her a vapid, UNfriendly, unoriginal, stupid slut, spread nasty rumors about her (sounds like you don't need to fabricate anything :P ), and completely erase her from your life without ever giving her an explanation.

    Answerer above me got it perfectly! LOL

    edit: I agree with the first guy as hurting one of my loved ones would be the best way to get back at me. But as you said, you're not THAT emotionally bent out of shape about it, why risk getting yourself in trouble over some stupid hoe? She's not worth it, man.

    Source(s): aquarius, capricorn moon, gemini mars
  • Truth
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Hello Your Royal Highness

    "Your king caught the Aqaurius broad in the bed with5 differnet guys having an orgy. Your king knew Aquarius were people persons but dang, 5 men at ounce!"

    LMAO @ "people person"

    "...This ammbassador is a great servant to your king, so your king would like to give him some revenge seeking tips. Thy kings friend is not too emotioanlly bent out of shape about it or anything. It's just the principles of the matter."

    Well, being that your ambassador isn't bent out of shape about it, I wouldn't worry about it either. I understand wanting to get revenge and all, but the female will get her's in the end, don't fret. karma will take care of her for him.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thy Noble King, i do hope you find only the most harshest punishment to treat this disgraceful peasant with. I, a Cancer peasant, is being treated like sh*t by her Aquarius love interest at this precise moment in time, and i could not agree more with the first answerer...Aquarius are good friends, noble King, but are pure sexual animals with no emotional intentions. Therefore I suggest that you, King Leo, have her steralized immediately before this water bearer spreads her water any further. and with that, i bid you good day, your royal highness.

    Source(s): my simple peasant mind.
  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    King Leo should tell the Ambassador to get out the Royal Paddle and retire to the Royal Chamber of Pleasures to teach the winch the error of her ways.

    Or have the King call me and I'll bring my collection.

    P.S. Let me suggest you take remedial writing. Story line is great, but the sentences mechanics suck!

    Source(s): I do that.
  • 1 decade ago

    Firstly offer your ambassador your support and friendship. this is pretty painful and once he is mentally ok then he can cut her off, completely! Total "like she was never in his life" cut off. Tell him to change his mobile no so that she can't sweet talk her way back into his life, ignore her completely if he happens to see her out, just basically try not to waste anymore time on this cheater, they are not worth it! I do wanna add that not all Aquarius ppl are like this, the ones i know are great ppl. Your ambassador lucked out, there are plenty more better ppl out there, tell him it will get better in time and he will find someone who he deserves truly.

    Source(s): Scorpio chick ( yh i'm not a follower or a peasant, but can't stand cheaters)
  • 1 decade ago

    @Im here!Y/A just got that much dumber!

    Wow, you're still complaining because that one person said Aquas are faithful and I told you to get over it. lmao You're an egotistical psycho buddy. Get over it and just because I defend my sign against idiots like you doesn't mean I'm playing hero. If that's the case then everyone is playing hero in this section. Also, no one emails me dumbass. My email on here hasn't worked properly for over two years now. Secondly, I wasn't going to out you but now seems like a great time. It's so obvious that this troll and you are the SAME person! You have issues beyond repair to write and answer your own questions. Thank God for my Virgo Moon and excellent memory :) When you first came on here you were a combo of both profiles. Had the pic from the account you posted your answer here with but all of the info on your profile page was identical to the King's. Same exact crappy writing style too. Can't spell for sh!t. Let's not forget how you talk much crap about Aquas and this question is just another example. Literally "giving yourself" a reason to bash a sign once (the correct way to spell it) again. Get some meds, a dictionary, a tutor, and some help hon.

  • 1 decade ago

    lulz at the first guy. XD

    He's got a point actually.Even with the karma thing. I wouldn't suggest you put your hands on her with you being a guy in all. But like the first dude said, just get girls to beat her up. I'm an Aires and I have beat the crap out of a coupe of dumb chicks who piss me off so if I were really cool with a guy and he needed me to round up some of my girls to whip some girls butt. I would probably do it. Plus she would be tore inside if you did something bd to a loved one of hers. I would say another good way is to kick her out of your kindom. Just abandon her.Aquarius hate being kicked out of the friendly circle.

    Source(s): Sexy Aries girl who can also kick a little butt. XD
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Your Royal Highness. I got you a good dictionary as a gift. Instead of punishing him, spare him and make him write your posts. That will be a good punishment.

    Source(s): The Undertaker
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that Conor's mammy lady is off ya feel my my n*gga. You ain't gotta be a participant to catch someone in da act ya feel me g. If Dat was da case den dare wouldn't be anything called 'catching someone cheating'.

    But anyway home boy. I feel you g. My ex as an Aquarius ya dig. She cheated on me in sh^t. I'd say the best way is to do what home boy up there with the muscles said. The thing about that though, you would risk catching a law suit if you got caught inflicting physical harm. So be careful u decide to do dat. Or you can just ignore the b&tch and kick her out of your royal kingdom. lol! Aquarius hate being shunned away from large groups of people. So sentence he to like exile or sumthin g like you said on a question before g.

    EDit~ Ay yo dat n*gga rockstar has just proved yo point your majesty. Aqaurius are scared of violoence. He a Aquarius and you see how he quickly got scared and nervous once violence was thrown into the equation. lol!

    Source(s): Holla back homie. Word life! Taurus run it!
  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Long Live The King.....

    Treason!

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