POLL: Whats the best things to say when you prank call someone?

do your best swedish accent and just say "goat cheese?" over and over.

I prank called this dude really late at night or maybe like at 1 am and told him im down his road in a tree & that I was waiting for him.

He tried his best to find me.

Poor thing, probably walked off 5 pounds.

When I was on watch on the Quarterdeck, Either the evening Watch 8pm to 12am or the Midwatch, 12pm to 4am, The Petty Officer of the Watch (POOW) and me, the messenger would prank call other ships, various command's duty personnel, pier security watch stations.. Before *69 and Caller ID... "Let's prank call people" we'd say

"I know who you are and saw what you did" Is what we said one Friday evening. The responses ranged from "Thanks, Okay" and they hang-up to enraged "Who is this?!? Who is this!?!?"

Other one was talking in a gay voice and leaving messages for guys with common names like Smith, Jones, Garcia, etc. Our call back number was to a gay bar.

This is the FDPC, Federal Department of Police and Crime, we're just calling because of your recent 'activities' around and in your computer. We've been investigating you on accounts of forgery, identity theft, and most importantly, child abuse materials. We have sent backup to your present location and will, at most, take evidence for our case. Please remain calm. We will be there in a few moments.

Call and say I'm watchin' you and hang up at midnight everyday (Oh and block the phone number too so they can't call back)

Call up someone you know that you haven't talked to in a long time and ask them how they have been.

As soon as they start talking to tell you, shout at them:

"WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU DAMN IT!"

And then hang up.

talk in a weird, Arab accent and say:

"Yea, this Dr. Lyglaw just calling to remind you that your Vagisil came in today. You can come pick it up now if you'd like."

LMAO!!!!!!!

well what we did was

"Hello is this Pizza Hut? Yes? This is great, I'd like a Pepperoni pizza? Yeah....Oh...Wait a moment...Oh god, don't stop talking...your voice...it's so...hot oh god yesss keep oh... "

First you need to ask - Do you have caller id?

whers my pizza?!?! I ordered it an 3 hours ago!!