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Anonymous asked in Family & RelationshipsSingles & Dating · 1 decade ago

am i a human sex god?

im 19 turning 20, im about 5'8 or 5'9. am slender but have very muscle toned bod. i have red curly hair and have red facial hair. i have fair skin due to my irsish decent. but to the point. so in high school i was a little awkward but i kept to myself n my friends. never really thought i was good enough for the real hot chicks. but when i moved out n went to college my life started to change. i met this girl and she instantly just wanted to sleep with me. she fell in love with me instantly and wanted to introduce me to her parents. i did a "hit and quit" i was virgin too. so then many girls ive gone to school with started calling me more and wanting to be with me. then around september i started dating my current girlfriend. right from the get go she wanted me to sleep with her. she caught me SO off guard the first time we did it. but she screams and moans when we make love n when she does their LOUD. i live in an apt so people clearly hear. but then my girl instantly fell in love with me. let me describe her to u. she is 100% egyption and has dark brown skin but not black. she has perfect breasts and perfect figure. shes a dime peice. n i surprised my self when i realized what of a good catch she really was. BUT back to the point. she loves when we make love. and for the past three months this girl has been head over heals in love with me. she pays for like everything n does what ever i say...

i also work at a restaraunt in the kitchen. there are girls that work there as well. and as far as i know iv e heard that every girl there has a crush on me. i met this young girl. she wanted me with a passion. i was going to meet her at this movie but i was an hour late because of work. when i arrive she instantly jumps on me. we go to my car and with in seconds were in the back seat. i did not pursue her that night. but just recently the same girl has been texting me really kinky things. so then i pursued and we had sex she also willl do what ever i tell her too. i asked for some money she gave me $10 two seperate times SHE and MY GF said i was the best theyeve ever had. and this girl i work with is in love with me. she has a bf but told me im the one she wants.

girls also always compliment how perfect my tool is they say its big and long and attractive and manly lol. they always are soar afterwards. they tell me things i counldnt even believe. they tell me im the best ever and like the main point im trying to get at is. if every girl i make love to falls in love with me and if many girls of all varieties are drawn to my confidence and charm and will do basically anything i tell them to does this make me a sex god? have i accomplished something that will be of use my entire life? will women flock around me till im old and brittle? i ask u?

ok heres some facts about me

-i smoke mj habitually

-ive been arrested twice

-have had many police encounters

- i live alone with my cat

Update:

im not big headed at all. im just a normal nice gentleman. i dont abuse women. i just happen to love women

Update 2:

btw im not a wealthy young man by any means but please dont be rude or a *****.

Update 3:

i dont honestly think im "hott" but im just telling u people that girls tell me it all the time. dont hate on my kitty girls love him

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I think you posted this in the wrong place

    Match.com is >>>> way

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    He does no longer condemn intercourse. He condemns intercourse external of the wedding association. That he most effective wishes us to have intercourse to breed isn't a biblical educating. It is a person made culture taught via the catholic church with the intention to produce extra contributors for cash. No wherein within the Bible does it say that. Does this sound like a God who most effective wishes us to have intercourse for reproducing? Proverbs five:18 Let your water supply turn out to be blessed, and have a good time with the spouse of your early life, 19 a adorable hind and a captivating mountain goat. Let her possess breasts intoxicate you normally. With her love would possibly you be in an ecstasy consistently. 20 So why must you, my son, be in an ecstasy with a unusual lady or include the bosom of a international lady? 21 For the methods of guy are in entrance of the eyes of Jehovah, and he's deliberating all his tracks. Of path this does not imply we must act on each and every sexual wish. That could be, in a way, as silly as hitting any individual whenever you felt anger. We have to be married to any individual sort and loving to enjoy intercourse the way in which the author supposed it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Dude, seriously? I think the reason why women go for you is because you are cocky and they are just looking for a man and are drawn to the cocky ones. You should post a picture of yourself to give us proof that you are "amazingly attractive" as it seems the women think. I don't know if women will flock to you for the rest of your life. It's not attractive to me when a man asks me for money, it's rude, or that you smoke weed often. Maybe you are a nice guy, but I hate to say it I just don't totally see why women would go for a man who tell them what to do and ask them for money? That's just me. I am not the kind of woman to take orders. Call me old fashioned but I find it very classy and sweet when a man pays for the date.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well that certainly sounds like sex god status to me. So much achieved in such a short life. I guess it goes to show the type of guy women really want. Just a word of advice if you don't mind - modify your behaviour so you don't get in any more trouble with the police. The lads in jail will certainly be happy to check out your "sex god" status for themselves.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Obviously you get laid enough:) Good for you!

    However, I doubt that you are nearly as good at it as you think you are, no offense, but no man can please every woman that he sleeps with. In fact, no man can please half of the women that he sleeps with. And this has little to do with the man.

    Sure, these women want to sleep with you and seem to enjoy it.

    But I would put money on the fact that only a handful of those women have actually had an orgasm. You aren't actually giving these women orgasms, but you could be satisfying them in other ways. And this is because only 20-30% of women can actually have an orgasm during penetration. Now, if you are good at oral sex, then yes, you are an oral sex god, because that is the ONLY way that every woman can have an orgasm- oral sex. It's just impossible for most of us to have an orgasm given to us by a penis. Only a very small amount of women are having orgasms from your tool. Seriously, look this up. It is absolutely true. The majority of those women- faking it. most likely all of them were faking it, but you could have had one or two in there that were the lucky ones. And it isn't your fault. Most of us fake orgasms because we know that if we don't we will bruise the fragile ego of the man attached to the penis that is not giving us orgasms. We know that men take that kind of thing very personally

    Anyway yes, that is very good for you that you have women that want to just have sex with you. Awesome. But it isn't that unusual anymore- more and more women are becoming more capable of expressing their sexuality...most of us like to pretend that we can only enjoy sex in a relationship. This is because if we actually admit to being sexual creatures, we will be viewed as sIuts. This is not a good reputation to have. So you are lucky to run into women that are not reticent sexually. Good for you:) Enjoy it while it lasts, but don't get too cocky about it because it is most likely that you aren't actually giving nearly as many orgasms as you think that you are.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    dude it sounds like u have so much game u can give me sum and still have more than hue hefner. i look up to u like i look up to micheal jordan! especially your red hair that makes everyone look pimpin! dude good luck and keep ur game stong u dont want to turn out like richard simmons. but u r a straight GOD!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That cat's probably the closest he's ever gotten to pussy.

    And childbirth.

  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry :/ this question and the description of yourself makes me wish I was a lesbian : C

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it sounds like your an EGO god. seriously "am i a sex god?"

    stfu alll these girls prolly hate you

  • 1 decade ago

    you live alone with a cat?

    I doubt you are a sex god or watever.

    can you answer mine please?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ai8v0...

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