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Hey everyone, I need some help with this one?
I just joined a small church (few members) and me and my band play the music there now and we want to increase the number of people that go there (growth is an admin requirement). So my question is, do you guys have any ideas on how we can get more people to come to our church?
9 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
burn the church to the ground, i will get a few of my friends to come watch you can watch the crowd grow as the flames burn higher
- Anonymous1 decade ago
The best way is to take the church outside its 4 walls and be in the community actively showing the love of Christ.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
talk about it to everyone you meet, pray and allow the Holy Spirit to guide you in building your church
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Strippers?
- 1 decade ago
Offer them free drinks and orgies...it always works for me when I want to pull a crowd.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Make a ladies night.
Everyone shows up for ladies night.
Source(s): Ladies get free drinks, fellas get wasted women. It's a win-win siuation. - Anonymous1 decade ago
You get Eddie Vedder as your lead singer and I'll even go.
