101 Things to Do in 2010?

Here I gave you 3** things to do instead.

- Wax the ceiling

- Rearrange political campaign signs

- Sharpen your teeth

- Play Houdini with one of your siblings

- Braid your dog's hair

- Clean and polish your belly button

- Water your dog...see if he grows

- Wash a tree

- Knight yourself

- Name your child Edsel

- Scare Stephen King

- Give your cat a mohawk

- Purr

- Mow your carpet

- Be red

- But don't be orange

- Plant a shoe

- Sweat

- Give a Rorschach test to your gerbil

- Turn

- Write a letter to Plato

- Mail it

- Take your sofa for a walk

- Start

- Stop

- Go to a funeral...tell jokes

- Play the piano...with mittens on

- Scheme

- Sit

- Stay

- Water your family room

- Cause a power failure

- Roll over

- Play dead

- Find a witch

- Burn her

- Donate your brother's body to science

- Ask why

- Wriggle

- Regress

- Sleepwalk without sleeping

- Try to join Hell's Angels by mail

- Wonder

clear

- Sing loud and sour and gravely

- Open everything

- Balance a pencil on your nose

- Pour milk in your shoes

- Write graffiti under the rug

- Embarrass yourself

- Chew ice

- Sit in a row

- Stack crumbs

- Gesture

- Save your toenail clippings

- Make a pass at your blender

- Punt

- Make up words that start with X

- Make oatmeal in the bathtub

- Search for the Lost Chord

- Chew on a sofa cushion

- Sing a duet

- Balance a pillow on your head

- Hold your breath

- Faint

- Stretch

- Flash your mailman

- Learn to speak Farsi

- Swear in Russian

- Use an eraser until it goes away

- Disassemble your car

- Put it together inside out

- Record your walls

- Interview your feet

- Make a list of your favorite fungi

- Repeat

- Fade

- File your teeth - Whine

- Rake your carpet

- Re-elect Richard Nixon

- Critique "Three's Company"

- Listen to a painting

- Play with matches

- Buff your cat

- Race ferrets

- Paint your house...Day-Glow Orange

- Have a formal dinner at White Castle

- Change it back

- Watch the sun...see if it moves

- Build a pyramid

- Stand on your head

- Stand on someone else's head

- Spit shine your Nikes

- See how long you can stay awake

- See how long you can sleep

- Paint your teeth

- Test thin ice...with a pogo stick

- Apply for a unicorn hunting license

- Do a good job

- Crawl

- Invite the Mansons over for dinner

- Paint your windows

- Watch a watch until it stops

- Flash your goldfish

- Paint

- Flirt with an evergreen

- Smile

- Rotate your garden...daily

- Paint a smile

- Shoot a fire hydrant

- Apologize to it

- Pretend you're blind

- Annoy yourself

- Get mad at yourself

- Stop speaking to yourself

- Be a side effect

- Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley

- Duck

-- Translate Shakespeare into English

- Skydive to church

- Cheer up a potato

- Do aerobic exercises...in your head

- Play cards with your swimming pool

- Pinstripe your driveway

- Play Kick the Fire Hydrant

- Harness chipmunk power

- Build a house with ice cubes

- Call London for a cab

- Mug a stop sign

- Change your name...daily

- Go for a walk in your attic

- Challenge your neighbor to a duel

- Build a house out of toothpicks

- Howl

- Wear a lampshade on your head

- Memorize the dictionary

- Stomp grapes in the bathtub

- Find a bug and chase it

- Make yourself a pair of wings

- Be immobile

- Dance 'til you drop

- Check under chairs for chewing gum

- Squish a loaf of bread

- Moo

- Bounce a potato

- Outmaneuver your shadow

- Climb the walls

- Appreciate everything

- Challenge yourself to a duel

- Make napalm

- Tattoo your dresser

- Watch a bowling ball

- Buy some diapers

- Eat everything

- Begin

- Pour milk in the sink

- Make cottage cheese

- Tie-dye your sheets

- Carpet your ceiling

- Hold your earlobes

- Fold your earlobes

- Flap

- Squawk

- Read tea leaves

- Analyze the Koran

- Be Buddha

- Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize

- Plug in the cat

- Turn on everything

- Drop pebbles down the chimney

- Turn off your neighbor

- Kill a plant

- Buy a 1931 Almanac

- Memorize the weather section

- Think lewd thoughts about yourself

- Blow bubbles

- Send chills down your spine

- Peel grapes

- Make paper from the skins

- Bloat

- Catch them with your radiator

- Get run over by a train of thought

- Make up famous sayings

- Bite your pinkie - Get your dog braces

- Shave a shrub

- Have a proton fight

- Watch a car rust

- Quiver

- Rotate your carpet

- Learn to type...with your toes

- Set up your Christmas tree in April

- Be someone special

- Buy the Brooklyn Bridge

- Mail it to a friend

- Go back to square one

- Factor your social security number

- Take the fifth

- Memorize a series of random numbers

- Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages

- Join the Foreign Legion

- Learn Sanskrit

- Exist...existentially, of course

- Print counterfeit Confederate money

- Kick a cabbage

- Take a picture

- Put it back

- San

Build a tree house.

Eat something that I wouldnt eat.

Ask a guy out for once.

Burn a bra. xD

go threw a drive thru with a bike or or feet.

squirt lemon in a cut just to see how it feels.

make up a random holiday.

go veggie for one month.

create my own recipe.

learn how to play an unusual instrument.

walk on fire

walk on glass.

Finish the list.

2009 sucks.

2010 is going to be better!

BQ: Yes, yes it was :)

Learn how to moonwalk.

Sew a quilt.

Make three new friends.

Buy someone dinner.

Put a letter in a bottle and throw it in a river.

Make a handshake with your best friend.

Make something out of popsicle sticks.

Play board games for three hours straight.

Read one book every month.

Make the most insane sandwich and eat it.

:)

sounds like an interesting list... Hahah

Umm.. I dont know what to add to it

2009 was an ok year.. really the only good thing was high school graduation other then that it was just ok... Mostly bad but it had some good also

Go in the bathroom (of any public place like Target or Starbucks) and do some bathroom jokes like:

1."I've never seen that color before."

2."The water is cold!"

3.Ask my neighbor for a highlighter.

etc...

2009 went by fast :)

Kiss someone special.

Own a pet monkey.

Fill a bathtub full of jello and toss a friend in as a birthday prank.

Have a chocolate milk balloon fight.

Not really.

Make the Honour Roll!

Go snowboarding.

Start randomly saying the alphabet in the mall.

Learn a new language. Bonjour mes amis. Comment sava? ;D [Spelling is bad ;D]

Skip through the snow

Skip double dutch.

;D

BQ: No, no, no. It was horrible, absolutely horrible.

Everyone practically named all of things, haha.

Personally, I'd want to get into a food fight;)

BQ: No. Not at all.

I want to get braces.

I want to travel.

I want to buy a car with the income taxes.

I want to get the license.

I want to get a job.

I want to work on being happy.

I want to become independent.

Learn more Italian and French.

Get straight As.

BQ: It was normal. It had its ups and downs...

Fill your mouth with 25 Starbursts :)

BQ - Yes, but @ the same time no.

Go skinny dipping.

Go streaking.

Go over 24 hours without swearing.

Go to church every Sunday for at least one month.

I'll think of more, hahaha, (:

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