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Jade
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Hey! Answer , Answer and Answer!?

I need a good laugh!

1. Have you ever gone cow tipping? If so does it work??!

2. Do you untie your shoes before taking them off? I do!

3. Is there a difference between soda and pop? Is there??

4. Do you use umbrellas? I do , have a little one in my purse!

5.If you dont know the words to a song do you improvise? Haha , I do!

6.One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?

7. Do they bury people with their braces on? Sorry I always wondered!

8.Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? ( Lol! Sorry I had to ask , cause of that freaking Twilight book!) hahahaha!

9.Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

10. And why in the hell won't those kids give that poor damn rabbit some trix?

Sorry , Me bored!

Answer answer answer!

xoxoxox Jade

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    1. No, but I so want to. I'm not sure what you mean by "does it work".

    2. My boots yes, my other shoes no.

    3. Not really, it's just a regional vernacular difference.

    4. Not really, I don't get enough rain to merit getting an umbrella. Plus, I hate how goofy it looks holding one.

    5. No, I sort of mumble till I get to a line I know.

    6. My favorite was a dog named Spot, after my real dog. Haha

    7. No, the funeral parlors remove the fillings, braces, and other things like that.

    8. Probably Stars of David.

    9. Because Disney is being breedist (discriminating against certain breeds of dogs).

    10. Haha, probably because they are being specie-ist

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1. Have you ever gone cow tipping? If so does it work??!

    -- Never gone cow tipping. I want to, though

    2. Do you untie your shoes before taking them off? I do!

    -- Nope. My shoes don't tie. I have velcro shoes, haha!

    3. Is there a difference between soda and pop? Is there??

    -- I don't think so. Northerners say pop, southerners say soda.

    4. Do you use umbrellas? I do , have a little one in my purse!

    -- Only if it rains. Even then, not all the time.

    5.If you dont know the words to a song do you improvise? Haha , I do!

    -- Sorta. I hum a little.

    6.One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid?

    -- Richard, a stuffed wolf

    7. Do they bury people with their braces on? Sorry I always wondered!

    -- Holy crap. Do they? I wanna know, too, now!

    8.Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David? ( Lol! Sorry I had to ask , cause of that freaking Twilight book!) hahahaha!

    -- Oh my gosh, I never thought of that, haha.

    9.Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

    -- I wonder that all the time.

    10. And why in the hell won't those kids give that poor damn rabbit some trix?

    -- I know! Poor freaking rabbit! But if you watched this Family Guy episode where they had to move to Chinatown, there was a little comercial thing with asian people. It was funny. The kids were like "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!" and the rabbit said "You share!" and killed all three of the kids and ran off with th Trix box. It was funny XD

    Source(s): My brain
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1.No. The cow just dies. Then comes the lawsuit from the farmer and community service. Dont do it.

    2 I buy em and tie them once and only once.

    3 Pop is more hood

    4 I made a house out of umbrellas.

    5 I sure dont. I know every song ever written.

    6 was the N- word. Parents were pissed.

    7 I would

    8 Both

    9 Because goofy keeps his pimp hand strong.

    10 Because their parents don't love them.

    Source(s): Lyfe
  • 6 years ago

    1.Lol, never but I think when there sleeping you push them and they cry.

    2. Who has time to do that??

    3. Pop is in the cool glass bottles and cool colors. Soda is brown=boring

    4.I like the rain so no.

    5.Lmaoooo, I just hum those parts or I got mute untill the verse I don't know is over.

    6.I was too cool for that.

    7.Oh wow.... I have no idea?

    8.Lmaoooo, sorry??

    9.Because apparently goofy is a human just like Donald duck and Micky mouse

    10. BECAUSE TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!! YOU SILLY HUMAN!!

    Source(s): That was funnnnnn
  • 1 decade ago

    1. only in sims for ds

    2. nooooo ive only tied them once in my life, the first time i put them on.

    3. pop > soda

    4. nope. GARBAGE BAG!!! justttt kidding...thats when we have laX practice in the rain.

    5. nahhh just kinda mumble the tune and say the words like 2 seconds after the singer, or just kinda stop because its akward and embarassing.

    6. woozy♥ R.I.P

    7. weird...never thought of that. but i think they do, it would be pretty gross taking them off.

    8. no clue

    9. Pluto must be the dumber one.

    thats what my friend said

    but i don't know

    10. they are greedy and like to see him suffer?

    also, not my answer.

    bye!

    Source(s): friend. and me.
  • 1 decade ago

    Happy New Years!

    x

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1.yes, if you do it rite

    2.no, to lazy

    3.soda pops

    4.no i love dancing in the rain

    5.nope i make up my own lyrics!

    6.snoopy, wait thats not a kids name

    7.yes they do, i got proof

    8.do what?

    9.because hes a pimp

    10.there stingy lilttle f u c k e r s!

    and me to:)

  • 1 decade ago

    neva been

    sometimes

    nope

    yes me too lol

    all the time!

    willie the frog

    idk good question!

    no clue

    cuz pluto cant talk :)

    cuz theyre selfish

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    1.yes and no

    2.yes

    3.no

    4.yes

    5.yes

    6.no don't have stuffed animals

    7.idk

    8.heck if i know

    9.heck if i know i am not a little kid, i don't watch that stuff

    10.what in the sam heck are you talking about

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lets see....

    no

    no

    the name

    yes

    yeah.... but it comes out as gibberish

    in order all of them were fred fredrick freddy fancis and paul....

    and we're skipping that one

    yep, and anything kosher

    i dunno, but maybe you can help me (i know this is from friends) Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, but whenever he gets out of the shower, he puts a towel around his waist! i mean, WUT IS UP WITH THAT??

    we thought it would be funny.....

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