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Tiger by the Tail
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Tiger by the Tail asked in Family & RelationshipsMarriage & Divorce · 1 decade ago

If your spouse was an animal, what would they be?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    A cheetah (cheater)...the ex.

  • Kels_Bells
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Tasmanian Devil - Cute to look at but wild in the bedroom

  • Noelle
    1 decade ago

    A koala bear. I love koala bears so much :)

    Not enough to marry one though, I'm not big on bestiality.

    Glad my husband is a human.

  • Beefy Cheeks
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    A scorpion or a snake.

    Vicious, malicious, and will sneak up on you at any second and attack after hiding under a rock.

  • kat22
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    He would be cat. He's cuddly and nice to look at. He's like a kitty person...lol

  • Vanessa
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    A cat. Selfish, and cuddles when wants something.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A whale!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    my ex would of been a vulture or a hyena

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    a panther

  • Steve
    7 years ago

    YOU ARE A DOUCHE WHALE!!!

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