Where was she all night long?

its a killer.how about....

man comes home from the pub late one night,the wife's waiting with a roller pin in her hand,the husbands calmly says"surely you are not cooking at this time of the night are you love".

a real woman would tell you the truth, the answer to your question is she was with someone else. there is two things that would keep a woman away from home all night, that is drugs or another man. come on I am a woman myself. but I don't stay out all night that is disrespectful to you and her.

Where was she all night long?

"...well sweetheart, rape takes only an hour or two tops, where were you the rest of time?!"

--NOTE: This is not what most husbands want to hear--

The wife, resolved to be 100% honest, explains that, as they did what they did, she only asked one thing: Please don't treat me like my husband.... When it comes to love...

I want a slow hand.... [stage lighting dims, moon-light spot centers in on wife who begins to sing...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8KgQU5G-J0

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A better one......Man doesn't come home at all.....wife says, 'Where is he?'....milkman says 'don't know, best be off me duck!!'

lol.... it indicates men's intelligence!! is there anything worse to happen? :-w

by the way, what was your question? :D

well...each of the men raped her for 2 hrs,right?so...5(2)=10hr,so she didn't lie!:-D

bahaha